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Abby, 17, avid oxygen inhaler and time experiencer, please talk to me about christopher eccleston

cultofthepigeon:

i still don’t understand the whole “fake geek girl” thing like????

oh, you caught me dude, I stayed up till 6am reading a 50,000 word fic about tony stark and steve rogers having butt sex just to impress you

#text  #me 

Dress suitably in short skirts and strong boots, leave your jewels in the bank, and buy a revolver.
-Countess Markievicz, 19th century Irish revolutionary, dispensing eternally relevant fashion advice (via formido)

(Source: sharkyteeth)

#quotes 

herestothedesperatedasher:

fly-like-a-mermaid:

burn-it-down-28:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

Team I can’t, I have rehearsal

team in theory I could do these things but instead I’m going to spend four hours on the internet for no reason

#text 

anonj-the-writress:

skinnykate:

justonebreathatatime:

omfg that FACE

Too funny and horribly true not to reblog a million times

THIS IS ACCURATE AS HELL OH MY GOD

(Source: vimmuse)

#periods  #comics 

awomanfromitaly:

claydols:

its weird that guys get so touchy when you accuse them of sexism like “im not sexist wtf????” when they should really be worried about “ive been acting sexist wtf????” like dude youre not the victim of an accusation the accusation is the result of your behavior

literally every person born into a position to oppress has behaved like this and its gross

(Source: 37roses)

#text 

ellescarred:

little-miss-fats:

source: robot-hugs

has anyone posted this yet? I love it! 

This was perfect

#comics  #sex workers 

startraveller776:

huffingtonpost:

When did doing something ‘like a girl’ become an insult?

Watch the full Always commercial that seeks to answer this question.

The part that gets me is at the end of the commercial, when they ask one of the first ladies if she had a chance to do her demonstration of “running like a girl” over again, what would she do differently and she says, “I would run like myself.” I legit cried.

#women 

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

#anaconda 

colorfuloddity:

firemen:

firemen:

British people are just now becoming scene and it’s so funny

image

I’m never getting over how Britain is consistently 5-10 years behind the US in fashion trends like remember 2007 shows featuring bell bottom jeans and crop tops and 90s hair

remember Rose Tyler

#omfg  #britain  #countries 

whitetail-music:

lacigreen:

byebye weak ass homophobic/transphobic legal defenses.

I love that it’s 2014 and it’s only now been banned in one state

whitetail-music:

lacigreen:

byebye weak ass homophobic/transphobic legal defenses.

I love that it’s 2014 and it’s only now been banned in one state

#social